A very Moroccan response

Arrive at cafe.

Me: Hello. How do? Do you serve food?

Waiter: No, but what do you want?

Me: An omelette? With some bread?

Waiter: OK, we can do that.

Me: Thank you. Two teas and a coffee as well, please.

Waiter literally goes to the shop next door to buy a pan, another shop for eggs and bread. Delicious omelettes follow. And he even practiced saying, “Welcome to Dar Chaffai” when he served them.

It’s enough to bring a tear to your eye.